My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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