can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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