just tell him i said nine months
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Enjoy the penises
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
