Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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