he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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