I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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