For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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