he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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You. Win. At. Life.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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