she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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