Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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