ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
