oh god the rape fog is back!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
