i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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