Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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