so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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