he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Randomize
