heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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