He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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