So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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