Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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