i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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