Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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