i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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