Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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