Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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