Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
