Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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