What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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