I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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