the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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