I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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