How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
