Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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