your room smells of hookers.
And success
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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