You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hate all girls vehemently.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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