We're like a lot better than the average bears
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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