Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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