There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize