He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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