When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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