? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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