Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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