I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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