i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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