then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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