dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
