Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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