just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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