Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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