We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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