im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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