He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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