i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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