Got a toothbrush?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i drank out of a bidet.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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